Humorous Wedding Speech †Best Man :: Wedding Toasts Roasts Speeches

Humorous Wedding Speech Best military domainGood evening Ladies and Gentlemen - I would like to start by thanking Steve for maxim such nice things about me during his speech, though I must admit, I did deserve them. I mean, w here would a bridegroom be without his best man? The friend at hand when he couldnt find the rings. The calm down voice in his ear when it looked like it might rain. And the chaper adept who persuaded him to disappear the strip club last night. Actually, I believe it was this morning I think we all agree that Linda looks fantastic today, a number one hit if ever there was one. And Steves looking a endorsement like a chart-topper himself in that suit although Im non sure from which year. As for the bridesmaids, they look wonderful, and have performed their duties splendidly. It cant have been easy draw Linda to the church it certainly wasnt easy dragging Steve. We have now reached that pivotal moment in the speech where I am meant in effective taste to put the groom down. However, when the subject of my speech cropped up during the meal, and my debt instrument to discuss Steve, Linda made me promise that I restrict myself to speaking scarce of the good things about her husband. Because a one-minute speech would seem ridiculous, Ive distinct to change course completely. And tell you about how we came to be sitting here today. Steve and Linda met five years ago in a very, very romantic location - the Hippodrome nightclub in Exeter. This place was renowned for being the mending of drunken wide boys and white stiletto girls, so it was pure coincidence that they met on that fateful night. Steve had nearly given up hope of ever move a girl when he caught a glimpse of Linda across a crowded dance floor. I can see now, lying there. She smiled and shouted hello but the music swallowed her voice before it could reach him. He untucked his jeans from his florescent socks and casually strolled over to her as she slid through the cr owd to stand him. With their arms wrapped tightly around each other, the two danced into the night, igniting a passion that threatened to engulf them both. When the music stopped, the legendary silver idiom legendary in the sense that it only exists in Steves predilection took over Are you lost, love?